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Paa loebesedlen paa den franske nyhedskanal (engelsk sproget) staar der "PM in hiding"

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Hånden glider ned over brystet og videre ned over maven til den når låret. Benene skilles ad og imens den ene hånd holder på det ene ben, føres den anden hånd op i mellem benene. Langfingeren finder vejen til det fugtige hul og forsigtigt føres den ind, efterfulgt af et par fingre mere. Pladsen er lidt trang, men alligevel føres fingrene søgende op, så langt op som muligt. Der mærkes noget blødt vådt og varmt. Fingrene griber om det og med et smuttag trækkes det med ud... og sådan fjerner man indmaden fra en and.!! GLÆDELIG JUL :-)

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Har været til Kongens fødselsdag inde i Korat City, der var en masse søde piger, syntes også at i drenge skal se nogle af dem.

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Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" "Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."

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The Lollipop Line


An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in.

The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you in line?"

The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, "We're waiting in line for a free lollipop."

So the old lady gets in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police comes out to take the girls in and notices the old lady in line. Shocked, he says to the old lady, "'You should be ashamed of yourself!"

"Let me tell you something, sonny," the old lady replies, "as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!

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Nu har der været en masse om thailandsk politik herinde i dag. Vi skal dog også lige have plads til lidt dansk politik - dog ikke noget om Bødskov eller Bødskovl som jeg så én af formiddagsbladene kalde ham.

Nå her er lidt billeder fra mindehøjtidligheden for Nelson Mandela idag i Sydafrika.



Billederne taler vel for sig selv..... Ja Michelle Obama måtte lige flytte plads for at holde HTS lidt på afstand..........

RIP Nelson Mandela

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Det minder mig om dengang, hun så sit store idol fra Sex and the City, og præsenterede sig:

"Hi, I am the danish prime minister"


http://www.billed...ty-stjerne


http://www.youtub...nx4NUQsTGA

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Fotoserien fra indlæg # 509, fik mig til at tænke på nedenstående foto, hvor Elvis Presley er godt i gang med at indtage Dronning Sirikit's stol.

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M.v.h. Fotofreak

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A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess."
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."

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There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.

"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''

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En fængselspræst besøgte de indsatte i et fængsel i USA.
I første celle sad en hvid fange.
(P) Hvor længe skal du sidde inde ?
(F1)3 År
(P) Hvad har du lavet?
(F1) Voldtægt og mord.
(P) Det var vel en ganske mild dom?
(F1) Ja, dommeren sagde at jeg var heldig at være hvid.

I næste celle sad en hvid fange.
(P) Hvor længe skal du sidde inde ?
(F2)2 År
(P) Hvad har du lavet?
(F2) Mord.
(P) Det var vel en ganske mild dom?
(F2) Ja, dommeren sagde at jeg var heldig at være hvid.

I næste celle sad en sort fange.
(P) Hvor længe skal du sidde inde ?
(F3)Livstid
(P) Hvad har du lavet?
(F3) Kørt uden lys på cyklen.
(P) Det var en hård dom?
(F3) Nej, dommeren sagde at jeg var heldig at det var lyst.

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JULEFROKOST

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."

"He's an arrogant, self-important jerk, piss on him!"

"You did. All over his suit, "Louise informed him. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him," said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

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Endnu engang! kanon joke Boes

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Så kan han lare det.......

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Bond......... James Bond

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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

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A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies "$1". The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?" The Bartender reply's "$5".

The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife". The guy looks all confused then asks "What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?" The bartender then says "The same thing I'm doing to his business".
God jul......